• New Orleans, LA, USA
  • Friday, December 17, 2021 at 11:00 PM US/Eastern
    Saturday, December 18, 2021 at 4:00 AM US/Eastern

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Description

'Tis the season to say shit like, "'Tis the season!" The weather's getting colder, bars and retail store alike are playing Mariah Carey on loop, and every goddamn circuit party from New Orleans to New York to LA to Chicago to Seattle to Miami is posting "SEASON'S BREEDINGS!" on Instagram, pretending they all came up with it first. Fuck this bullshit, we're doing a sunglasses and speedos party. Come stumble around our low-lit dungeon and accidentally grab the sunscreen instead of the lube! Quench your thirst with fruity cocktails and fruity cock! Get flogged to the beat of a bunch of sun-soaked Katy Perry songs! Pretend your nipples aren't the hardest part of your body in this fucking weather! WEAR YOUR SEXIEST SWIMSUIT AND GET $1 OFF ENTRY (But wait, isn't it suggested donation? Couldn't you just pay $1 less anyway?) OKAY FINE, WE SUGGEST $1 OFF ENTRY IF YOU'RE WEARING A SWIMSUIT (Oh come on, that's fucking stupid. Give me a real incentive.) WHATEVER OKAY, FREE DRINKS IF YOU DRESS ACCORDING TO THE THEME (Drinks are already free.) HOLY SHIT JUST WEAR A GODDAMN SPEEDO OR SOMETHING, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Information

  • COVID-19 Risk Level Low
  • Verified? The Host has VERIFIED these details
  • Door Policy Somewhat Selective
  • Door closes at 3am
  • Cover or Donation $15 Suggested
  • Frequency Monthlyish, Fridays or Saturdays

The Crowd

  • Ages 18-20, 20s, 30s
  • Racial Mix Mixed/ Interracial
  • Types of men Hipsters, Jocks, Twink
  • Average Size of Crowd 50

The Place

  • Vibe Friendly/Social
  • Venue Type Sex Club
  • Supplies Condoms, Lube, Drinks, Snacks, Shower
  • Lighting Low

Getting In

  • Instructions Read rules and get a ticket by going to https://undercurrent.wtf and clicking on the graphic for the current party. Online sales and signup only. Advance tickets preferred but you can also just pull out your phone at the door to buy one.

    PROOF OF COVID VACCINATION REQUIRED

    This is a younger crowd party, for ages 18-40. 41+ people can come with a younger sponsor. Consent strictly enforced, always ask before touching. (unless somebody's wearing a glowstick bracelet which is the like, I'M A FUCKIN SLUT bracelet, then you can just do whatever, throw em against the wall and nut in em without even saying hello for all we care, but THE DEFAULT IS ASK FIRST)
  • Host Email gays@undercurrent.wtf
  • Website http://undercurrent.wtf

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