HAPPY SPACE PRIDE, ASSTRONAUTS!
It's finally the month where you are legally allowed to punch any straight person in the face you want, and then report them for a hate crime! The best time of year! Also we're in space for some reason! A RADICAL QUEER SPACE HAHAHAHA GET IT BECAUSE IT'S SPACE BUT IT'S A QUEER SPACE AHAHAHA
Float through the infinite black void and let EVERYONE hear you cream!
Show us your ass and prove to everyone that you're thiccer than Jupiter! Come hang out in our INTERGALACTIC FUCK PALACE and put on your SPACESUIT THAT'S LITERALLY JUST A JOCKSTRAP! Travel to a distant world where NOBODY IS HETEROSEXUAL and EVERYONE EATS BUTT.
DON'T SPACE OUT ON THIS ONE, COSMOTHOTS!
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