Whip out your eggplant emojis, because the entitled millennials responsible for SIRCUIT are here with an all-new party for young, thirsty queers! Come defer your student loans at our decadent sex palace (read: some loft we threw a bunch of kink furniture into) and experience some of the gayest shit of your life! Two floors of private, indoor space for you to get absolutely ridiculous with each other. Clothes check included — strip down to your underwear, jock, or nothing at all! Soft drinks and snacks served! (Sorry, no booze at this one, for the safety of the under-21 crowd)